the midget ended up in the pool!

And now for the most ridiculous item of the day:

Sean Penn's actor brother Chris Penn was booted out of hip Hollywood spot the Skybar - for fighting with a midget. The Reservoir Dogs star was involved in a brutal punch-up with a much smaller man, according to American tabloid the National Enquirer. The paper reports that after drinking with pals at the poolside, 5 foot 10 inch tall Chris was fighting through the crowd of patrons when he collided with a man who measured just 3 foot 5 inch. The publication quotes a source as saying, "Four-letter words exchanged, then they started pounding each other - and the midget ended up in the pool. It was surreal... Chris, who weighs over 200 pound, savaging this tiny man!" As guards dragged him away, he reportedly roared, "Let me knock out that midget!" before his opponent spat, "F*** you and your entire family, loser!" Onlookers say a furious Chris was swiftly ejected from the hotspot.

That's Hollywood for you...where not even the midgets are safe!